an oddball cartoonist in every reality

Xailenrath Omniversal
9 August 1973

These are the random, pathetic scribbles that I, cartoonist, , do with my feet when the doctors won't unstrap my wrists from the gurney.

alice cooper, aliens, art, bbws, cartoons, cashbone!, cell, cheeseburgers, chibis, chuck, coke & lemonade, comic books, comics, crows, cursing in foreign languages, danny john-jules, dave lister, dawn french, dr. egon spengler, dr. peter venkman, dr. ray stantz, drawing, eddie izzard, ethnic retroaccuracy, ethnic superheroes, evil exes, fishbone, frankenstein, freakazoid, fried chicken, fringe, full bush, full figured women, full moon, futurama, fuzzbox, g.i. joe resolute, george clinton, ghostbusters, girls with boys' names, gorillaz, gothic beauty magazine, gozer the gozerian, graham norton, graphic novels, green lantern, hating the world, hating william atherton, heroes, himym, hiro nakamura, horrorpops, hot baths, howling mad, identity crisis, illustration, insomnia, irish brogues, jackie chan adventures, jim david, jockstraps, joss whedon, jughead jones, justice league, kiss kiss bang bang, krs one, led zeppelin, lesbians, lost souls, martians, marvel comics, masturbation, moxi, muttley's laugh, my comic strips, nipples, noah's arc, nudes, nudity, paper, parody, peace and quiet, peanut butter and chocolate, peter david, phoenix, poppy z. brite, punk, punk chicks, purple, queen, reading, red dwarf, red hot chili peppers, reptiles, robin williams, roz & thraxie, sais, sci-fi, scribble, scribbling, sex, sharon osbourne, smallville, snow, snuggling, stand-up comedians, static, static shock, stephen king, sugar vulture, suicide, superhero cartoons, superheroes, supernatural, superpowers, swords, sympathy for the devil, taking over the world, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tequila, thanatology, the 5thelement is pussy, the avengers, the beatles, the ecto containment unit, the fantastic four, the flash, the incredibles, the invisibles, the kraivex empire, the ol' reach around, the ramones, the rolling stones, the starbrats, the venture brothers, the wastelanders, the who, them crooked vultures, tim burton, tits, umbrella academy, vanilla, vigo the carpathian, way too many cartoons, webcomics, winston zeddemore, young justice, zaftig